US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reiterated the old message of doing more while meeting the Pakistani state officials here on Friday. In addition to ‘doing more’ she wanted Pakistan to ‘squeeze the Haqqani network‘ from the border areas. As if ‘doing more’ was not an odd request to begin with, she now wants the jarnail to get serious and get rid of the network – pigs might fly sooner. Rumour has it that Jarnail’s monetary supply has been restored and now he is in a quandary as to how best play both sides and develop a few more DHAs.
In another news, Hina Rabbani Khar is found wondering why her charms are not working on Secretary Clinton like they did on Mr. S.M.Krishna even though she wore the same strings of pearls.
|HRK is feeling a little intimidated while Secretary Clinton is reminiscing about good ol’ times|
|… and here are those good ol’ times.|